All right, moms, I know the noise is inevitable. But if you reach your end, here are some options.
5. Put a pillowcase over your head and pretend to be part of the bedspread.
4. Tell your kids you’ve developed an ear condition that requires absolute silence and could result in a spinach diet if not followed properly.
3. Play a game of hide-and-seek. When it’s your turn to hide, sneak out to the minivan and go for a drive.
2. Schedule back-to-back dentist appointments. Then ask the doctor if you can spend the second hour lying on the chair by yourself.
1. There’s always Benadryl.
*Disclaimer: These are for humor purposes only and are not real suggestions. If you do any of these things in real life, you’ll bear the sole responsibility for any arrests or doctor bills that follow.
Any other moms out there craving peace and quiet once in a while? How do you make time for yourself in the midst of life’s chaos?